Thursday, June 25, 2009

Gimme Shelter in Argentina

The news is all over the place: missing South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was in Argentina!

No, he hadn't come To the Catacombs, but to pay a visit to his paramour, rumored to be a 40ish artist of the type we call down here a "morocha," which means dark-haired, sometimes mestiza, though María Belén Chaput is more European in appearance if she is the woman pictured in a Facebook photo.

This is a psycho-linguistic event of the first order, clearly demonstrating that the Argentina meme will soon go viral and the Catacombs will be overrun by shelter seekers, refugees from the encroaching miasma of yuck that loads the everyday atmosphere of the northern hemisphere with psychic toxicity.

Gov. Sanford himself probably doesn't understand all the ramifications of his involvement with his Southern Cone cutie, but those trained in mind-beaming know only too well what inferences must be drawn.

Argentine magnetism, folks. Feel the force!

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